While somethings are looking up for sweaty Britney Spears, she still remains an aesthetic train-wreck of outhouse proportions. Shiteous would be an appropriate word here for Britney’s look. You can take the sweaty trash out onto the street, but it still stinks to all hell.
What the hell is that on her armpit? If Britney Spears other Celebrity Sweating appearances are indicative, then this is just another excessive sweating Britney moment. You think the paparazzi leeches would pass her some antiperspirant every once in a while, but they just suck the filth that comes to the top…
Good news for the sweating, clothes-challenged former Popstar however, as the Los Angeles prosecutors are refusing to file charges for the Britney Spears incident where she ran over some over zealous paparazzi’s foot.
After reviewing police records and a videotape of the incident last year, Deputy District Attorney Joseph D. Shidler wrote Friday that the “only way the victim’s foot could have been where the video indicates it to be was by the victim placing it in that location.“ The photographer, who was not identified in the report, filed a criminal complaint against Spears in early May, nearly six months after the alleged incident. The report describes Spears’ as “driving at an extremely slow rate of speed and in a straight path.“ Spears told police she didn’t remember the incident, and prosecutors believed her. “There was much commotion and noise at the time and there is no proof that the suspect was aware of what happened,“ she said.
We don’t think perspiring Britney is essentially a bad person, trashy and really stupid yes, evil, no…
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Hi,
I am a hyperhidrosis sufferer.
I understand that you are trying to show that celebrities are people too and shouldn’t be put on a pedestal I don’t think using hyperhidrosis is the way to go about that.
People would complain if you your website was pro anerexia, or saying people were fat and being harsh about that.
If you want to see what hyperhidrosis is really like to deal with then I suggest you, go to
http://groups.google.com/group/sweaty_betty
http://www.verysweatybetty.com/
Perhaps reading a few of our stories will stop you from being so narrow minded.
Hello Emily Peckham,
We apologize that you perceive us as attacking “hyperhidrosis sufferers.” On the contrary, we are not, we are attacking celebrity sweating. Now if you think sweaty celebrities should be free from criticism and should be a protected species, well, we just don’t agree.
The blog is about making fun of people who have all the resources in the world and still can’t control their sweating, if that doesn’t level the playing field for those of us who do have hyperhidrosis, what does?
We sweat, some of us even excessive sweat, and we can laugh at ourselves, but we’d rather laugh at celebrities. Doesn’t that make sense?
We love your forum Emily Peckham, keep up the good work!
Britney du hast Spass, acuh wenn die Arme “nass” ….. das spielt keine große Rolle, du bist trotzdem eine “tolle” …..