Please Somebody, Take it Off of the Shelf! More Sweaty Pics of Expired Cameron Diaz

She’s been the Kleenex filler of many a sweaty teenage boy and girl the world round, however, time and reality haven’t been so good for one excessively sweaty Miss Cameron Diaz.

Excessively Sweaty Cameron Diaz Opening the Sound Hole

Yeah, that’s some kind of mean sweating problem. Katrina Diaz is kind of a disaster in real life…

More Sweaty Pics of Expired Cameron Diaz, Please Somebody, Take it Off of the Shelf!

Oh Cameron, in the old days that joker grin and those Picasso eyes were such cute oddities, we didn’t even care about all of the sweating and the amount of makeup it took for you to look really good, because well, you looked really frick’n good. Exhibit C, below proves just how gloriously foxy you were:

Cameron Diaz No Sweat and a Lot of Hotness

Now you’re known more for which stud you’re dating, how sweaty you can get, and how unattractive you are in person, than the movies you’re in… As the Ghost of Romantic Comedies Past you try to be controversial so your people will watch your movies, you talk about sweaty sex and you date contemporary celebrities, but it’s all for naught, you dear, are expired, someone really should take you off the shelf. But alas, to remember the good ol’days, we’ve included some non-sweaty, trail-blazingly hot pics of you, in all of your celebrity heyday, the post-softcore porn years…

Cameron Diaz, the Glory Years, No SweatCameron Diaz, the Glory Years, No Sweat Close UpCameron Diaz, the Glory Years, No Sweat Strings AttachedCameron Diaz, the Glory Years, No Sweat Strings Attached and MirrorCameron Diaz, the Glory Years, No Sweat Strings Attached with ClonesCameron Diaz, the Glory Years, No Sweat in Hot VinylCameron Diaz, the Glory Years, No Sweat in Hot Vinyl with MirrorCameron Diaz, the Glory Years, No Sweat in Hot Vinyl, Frontal

Yeah, we’re all sweaty too. Cold shower anyone?

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2 Comments

  1. Heman
    Posted May 12, 2008 at 10:40 am | Permalink

    I love her :)

  2. Joki
    Posted July 9, 2009 at 10:50 am | Permalink

    Cameron, dich muss man einfach lieben ……….. ob nass oder feucht oder schön …… immer zum verlieben schön …..

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