Prettiest Man in Politics, John Edwards Sweating the Campaign Pits

By Excessive Sweating | Published: July 8, 2008

Sweaty John Edwards can win a mean trial, but the Democrat just can’t inspire voters enough, thus his perspired bid in 2008. All of which is a shame because the dude seems like a good guy, and he certainly is an antidote to the festering and rabid right wing. Yes, a big thumbs for John Edwards, but Johny boy, don’t let them see you sweating.

John Edwards Excessive Sweating

All the money and $400 haircuts in the world won’t stop you from busting through your antiperspirant with dark sweaty armpit stains… The dude looks good, the guys at the office totally have a bro-mance with sweaty John Edwards.

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Spiny Skeletor Bitch Ann Coulter can call us faggots anytime, no sweat. Actually, if were were famous enough for Ann Coulter to call us fags or faggots, we probably wouldn’t be blogging but would most likely be on a beach asking for another faggy tropical drink, on our way to a very sweaty massaged happy-ending and sending John Edwards money for 2012.

John Edwards No Sweat Challenge

John Edwards is our favorite limousine liberal, godspeed to the White House, and possibly the vice presidency? Don’t forget the antiperspirant on the way Mr. Edwards…

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