Godfather of Sweating: Hello from Richard Simmons

King of Sweating:  Richard Simmons

King of Sweating: Richard Simmons

Merry Christmas you sweating news freaks!  We love you and hope you have the best holiday season ever…

Milton Teagle Simmons, otherwise known as permanently excessively sweaty Richard Simmons, is some kind of happy monster of necessity.  If sweaty Richard Simmons didn’t exist, there would need to be some sort of drug we can all take that gives us the Richard Simmons positive perspiration experience.

Richard Simmons might be the gayest active element in the universe, but he could easily power the Death Star with his all persuasive healthy-happiness energy.

It’s amazing that he’s been so popular for the last thirty or so years.  It just goes to show you can’t stop a singularly unique personality.

Just harness the power of sweaty Richard Simmons and you’ll be a millionaire!  Or a Richard Simmons replacement.

What’s really incredible about sweating star Richard Simmons is that for all his aerobic exercising, he really doesn’t look the part of Mr. Fitness.  He’s not particularly skinny or muscular.

We’re sure he’s fit on the inside however and we absolutely adore Richard Simmons in all of his flaming Jewish glory.  What’s not to love about the guy who blows up the clip below?

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