In a not so metrosexual moment, sweaty Ryan Seacrest drenches his entire shirt with tons of sweat. There’s only one tiny area that isn’t drenched with metrosexual sweating.

We never liked American Idol, there’s just something slightly fascist about watching people who should know better, embarrass themselves while working up a heavy sweat singing stereotypical bad R&B (not to say there’s isn’t good R&B).

Ryan Seacrest Drenches His Entire Shirt with Metrosexual Sweating

Sweaty Ryan Seacrest? He’s alright, in that sort of vanilla ice cream kind of way. He’s inoffensive enough. We don’t get so excited about the heavy sweater, as announcers and radio personalities go, he’s barely entertaining. Nothing to work up a sweat about.

Ryan Seacrest reportedly now makes 32 million a year (by Forbes account). Now, that’s definitely something to sweat about.

Sweaty Ryan Seacrest began his career in 1990 at age 15 with Atlanta radio station “Star 94″ (WSTR-FM) while still in high school by interning with nighttime personality Tom Sullivan. Sullivan trained Seacrest in all aspects of broadcasting and put him on the air for the first radio broadcast of his career. Future metrosexual Seacrest made his first television appearance in 1993, hosting the Radical Outdoor Challenge (the challenge wasn’t to stay sweat-free, obviously). From there, the rest is history as Seacrest rose to where he is today as the omnipresent, sweaty and metrosexual host of everything without an edge.

Below is a hilarious clip from American Idol, they’re top 5 worst performers (out of 10,000 entries) for a season. We get extremely sweaty out of pure shock at the level of self-awareness, or rather, the complete lack of self-awareness these people have…