Sarah Jessica Parker and Her Excessive Sweating Armpit
Those of us at Celebrity Sweating that have a penis, think sweaty Sarah Jessica Parker sucks and that Sex and the City (the TV show and especially the movies) sucks on level that makes everything else that sucks suck less. That’s a lot of sweaty sucking.
If there was a term for the philosophy of Sex and the City, it could be labeled as anorexic feminism. That is, feminism so vapid, commercial and lacking in constructive ideas, that it starves the life out of what being a modern woman is about, that is, it is destructive and basically poisonous to the collective psychology of women.
We didn’t even take Women Studies 101 in college and we can see this plain as day. Sarah Jessica Parker knows that what she produces is horrible, you can just tell with all of her excessive sweating.
In the Sex and the City world, women are culturally insensitive shallow hogs that are concerned with the most base, and mindless desires while hoarding expensive designer clothes, shoes and accessories without ever understanding the culture and art that goes into those things. Women who where the brand for the brand. We could go on and on. It’s retarded, seriously. Like the picture below.
Why the Sweaty Long Face? (Still Not Sexy)
Retarded like this quote from sweaty Sarah Jessica Parker about her new fragrance coming out soon:
“I’m working on a new genderless fragrance that’s not out yet,” says Parker. “I can’t even tell you what it’s called. It has taken me three years to decide on the scent because I really like B.O. and I think it’s sexy. I wanted to figure out a way to make it palatable to everybody. I was like, ‘How do you get B.O. in a bottle and make an atomiser of it?’”
Retarded.
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That quote is just about the grossest thing I’ve ever read. Just imagening someone with B.O. coming off them the way perfumes do ist just….EWWW.
Aahh I never thought someone would like body odor. Eow. People with body odors are been desperately searching solutions.
I agree with the anorexic feminism part, but the sweating is just sweating.
I find that sweating caused by sex is pretty sexy itself. Sweat caused by uncleanliness, on the other hand, is gross.