Snort Paris Hilton’s Sweat-Proof Armpits

By Excessive Sweating | Published: April 6, 2007

In an update to our recent post, “Paris Hilton Really Likes Flaky White Stuff,” we’ve found this pic of the fiercely deodorized Hilton armpit. Weird party, huh Paris?

Paris Hilton Totally Deodorized

There’s either an antiperspirant party in Paris Hilton’s armpits or this is Paris’ truly charming and inspired way of hiding her ‘Columbian.’ Coke makes us feel dry too Paris.

(Paris tells us that’s it’s “fair-trade” powder, only “imported by South American middle class virgins.” Well, actually she didn’t tell us that, of course we’re just assuming the best…)

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3 Comments

  1. Hyperhidrosis
    Posted April 11, 2007 at 3:55 pm | Permalink

    Whoah, she shoulda of used a roll-on antiperspirant like MegaDry. But you guys obviously know about that stuff since they advertise on this blog… Awesome work by the way, super funny ‘sweaty’ humor…

  2. Hyperhidrosis Star
    Posted April 23, 2007 at 12:33 am | Permalink

    Is it me, or does that armpit really look like a coke pit? Either way, no sweat is gonna come out of that armpit.

  3. GirlieSweat
    Posted May 21, 2007 at 5:58 pm | Permalink

    paris needs to ditch the caked on deodorant and get some better, CLEAR antiperspirant. seriously, how can celebrities be so clueless?

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