Armpit sweat challenged Melanie C, Mel C or otherwise known as Sporty Spice, has a bout of the performance underarm excessive sweating. Perhaps she’s sweating being constantly around Scary Spice or thinking about why the lone black Spice Girl is called Scary Spice in the first place… Maybe she should ask Eddie Murphy?
Sweaty Mel C or Melanie Jayne Chisholm, we hardly know you over here, across the pond in America, but we know of the Spice Girls, like we know of the herpes. A feeling of sick bewilderment and quiet fear spreads over us every time those two words are brought upon our consciousness (just like that one word, herpes). It’s like admitting that yes, people will indeed swallow anything you give them, no matter how far removed from reality it is. You can take five attractive relative nobodies, wrap them in psuedo identites and add some sort empowerment message, and you get Pop soup, easily digestible, almost instantly forgotten. How did the Nazis come into power? How did George W. Bush get elected twice? We digress about the world’s regression.
Now we’re all sweaty and worked up… Damn you Spice Girls for once again proving that you can’t always trust the sweaty masses.
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