If at first you don’t succeed, get really sweaty and take off your clothes for money. Momma always says get the money before you take off your shirt y’all.

Ashyley Harkleroad Sweaty Cover for Playboy

The 23 year old sweaty tennis professional Ashley Harkleroad is currently ranked 61st in the world, which doesn’t exactly make her a pathetic desperate loser by a long shot, but isn’t going to make her fabulously stinking and sweating rich any time soon either… So what’s a girl to do? Why pose for Playboy of course. Sweaty, totally nude and NOT SAFE FOR WORK pics after the “read more.”

Sweaty Ashley Harkleroad top rank in her career was 39th in the world all the way back in 2003. Po sweaty white girl Ashley had that conversation in the mirror. You know, the conversation where you realize that it’s downhill from here and you better take what you can. Sort of like what the connected war-profiteering right-wingers did at the beginning of the Iraq war. Take all you can while you can, no matter the costs to others and your dignity… But Ashley looks sweet and the photos are playful and rather tasteful, especially the ones where she’s showing a little glow and sweat.

Ashley Harkleroad Sweating Playboy

Why not make a ridiculous amount of money for doing such a trivial thing in the overall scheme of things? It’s not like she’s making money off of a whole country’s suffering on the back of your own country’s fallen soldiers… Okay, okay, we’ll stop going there, but there’s something wrong with the world when sweaty sex is a bigger deal than horrible violence.

Sweating Ashley is not like most models on the pages of Playboy, she’s all natural for one and has a girlish charm that really attracts your stare. She’s a flare of youth in a perverted world. A little more beauty escaped unto the world with Ashley’s sweaty picture show.