Here at Celebrity Sweating, we kind of feel a little vulnerable after being hacked last week (you sweaty bastards, whoever you are)… So we figured that if we siphoned off a little toughness off of Chuck Norris, and a lot of sweat, that we’d be alright. So here are some sweaty Chuck Norris facts!

The active ingredient in red bull is Chuck Norris sweat – 10%

Chuck Norris is so Hot he makes The Devil sweat!

Chuck Norris’s sweat has burned holes in concrete.

Chuck Norris is made of 94% perspiration, 4% electricity and 2% butterscotch ripple.

When Chuck Norris sweats, everyone shits themselves in a ten mile radius.

Chuck Norris’ excessive sweating cures cancer in laboratory mice, in humans, the perspiration is sun-dried and made into a pill called Organic Viagra.

If you combined baking soda and Chuck Norris sweat, you can create a more addictive form of Crack or Meth.

Chuck Norris didnâ€™t invent steroids; they are a purified form of the sweat off of his hat band.

Chuck Norrisâ€™s chest perspiration is a natural steroid that increases muscle mass 200 times.

When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn’t sweat, he glows.

Global warming is just another way of saying that Chuck Norris is sweating.

The Amazon Rain Forest is Portuguese for Chuck Norris’ sweaty armpits.

‘Sweating bullets’ is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.

We actually think Chuck Norris is kind of a sweaty, hairy douche bag, but we think this recent internet fueled Chuck Norris revival is really entertaining. Honestly, how can you like a man who endorses a crooked ex-preacher, homophobe for president (Mike Huckabee)? Just not cool Chuck… Stay out of politics and stick to being a cheesy has-been.