If you haven’t seen the latest sweaty jungle Rambo (also known as Rambo IV or John Rambo) movie, you definitely should, because it’s almost like sweaty Sylvester Stallone getting back to his quasi-indie roots… It’s a mixture between a cheap slasher movie, an action movie and the first Rocky. And instead of being a big budget bore like Rambo III was, it’s a laugh and gore festival at an amazing level.

Sylvester Stallone, Yo Adrienne, Where's My Antiperspirant

“Yo, Adrienne, Cut to a montage, damn growth hormones are making me excessively sweaty!”

Rocky Balboa Sweating

We kid, sweaty Sylvester Stallone is one of our favorite actors, not because he’s a great actor, nor because he sweats a lot, but because he’s Sylvester Stallone. He basically is a version of himself in all his macho, sweat laced, and violent movies.

How can you hate a guy who made Rocky? Most of the sweaty Rocky movies are like 80% montage… It’s amazing. If you don’t believe us, rent one! Netflix these bitches, and you’ll see, you’ll be punching air while working up a sweat on your jog in no time…

Yeah, it’s like a training or macho workout video made into a sweaty boxing movie. Are Sylvester Stallone movies guy movies? Hell yes.

Who’s going to be the next sweaty Sylvester Stallone? It’s not going to happen baby.

Here’s Eddie Murphy’s take on Rocky and Italians (warning, not safe to be heard at work)…

So the moral is, according to Eddie Murphy, don’t mess with Italians after they’ve seen any of the Rockys, unless of course, you’re bigger than they are…

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