Excessive sweating for excessive people: Celebrity Sweating » Keira Knightley Sweaty Armpits http://www.celebritysweating.com Excessive sweating excessive stars who slip on their excessive sweat, causing major perspiration drama. Wed, 01 Feb 2012 13:34:17 +0000 en hourly 1 Keira Excessive Sweating Knightley Near You http://www.celebritysweating.com/keira-excessive-sweating-knightley-near-you http://www.celebritysweating.com/keira-excessive-sweating-knightley-near-you#comments Sat, 28 Feb 2009 19:04:54 +0000 Excessive Sweating http://www.celebritysweating.com/?p=1473 Excessive sweating skin on bones, Keira Knightley, just can’t put a stop to the underarm sweating, you’d think being supposedly the second highest paid sweaty celebrity actress would allow her the luxury of some decent antiperspirant…

Keira Knightley Sweating Through the Darkest of Colors

Keira Knightley Sweating Through the Darkest of Colors

We want to really like sweaty armpits Keira Knightley, we really do… But every time the camera moves away from her magnificent head and onto her sweaty skeletal body, we feel a deep emptiness inside…

It’s really a sweaty existential dilemma that leaves us perplexed with our confused perspiration. We love everything about her, her accent, her personality and her talent, but there’s that one thing… It’s the fear that one day the wind will just carry her away into a Sally Struthers commercial and we’ll end up sending loads of money. It’s really quite unnerving. We lose so much sleep.

Keira Knightley Sweating Armpit Stains

Keira Knightley Sweating Armpit Stain

Perspiring armpits Keira Knightley has successfully auditioned for the role of Eliza Doolittle, in the Columbia Pictures planned remake of the stage musical My Fair Lady, sounds epic brah. Keira will also appear in The Beautiful and the Damned, a biopic about the life and relationship of American novelist F. Scott Fitzgerald and his novelist wife Zelda Sayre. We’re keeping our fingers crossed hoping that there’s more beautiful than damn in that movie… We’re so “West Egg.” And we know it.

In 2008 she was attached to play Cordelia in a big screen adaptation of King Lear which was subsequently abandoned. Knightley has confirmed that she will not be starring in the fourth installment of Pirates of the Caribbean. Yes, they’re making another one…

This summer, sweaty-pits Knightley will work with Colin Farrell on the movie London Boulevard. We really hope she doesn’t blow away…

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