Adrian Grenier Sweating Like a Secondary Ape

Unfortunately,  sweat is usually a turn off for most people, but for the kinky ones it could be a complete turn on…  It really all depends now, doesn’t it?

I mean, truthfully who doesn’t want Adrian Grenier in agonizing excessive sweat?  He plays the good looking guy who basically has no personality on Entourage…

Adrian Grenier Sweating Like a Talentless Douche Bag

It appears that the 33 year-old actor is not really enjoying himself.  Adrian looks like he is in agonizing pain. He kind of reminds me of that one, sweaty, fat girl in gym class that just can not finish her mile. In reality, we know that Adrian is just trying to keep in shape so he can stay sexy for all of his fans, dwindling by the day. Plus we can’t really expect Adrian to put deodorant on his chest, because that would just be flat out awkward.  Sweat baby sweat, your career, whatever it was, is basically over anyways…

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Looks like someone watered the Bush (with sweat).

Sweaty Bush.  Sweaty Bush in a bad way.  Oh yes, it is true…whether you believe Bush is below the scum of the earth or is a man sent from God, he does indeed excessive sweat sometimes like the rest of us.

How about some fun facts about sweaty George W. Bush? He just so happens to be the 43rd president of the United States of America. His presidency is the primary reason that the U.S. is fighting the war on terror (yes, you can start a war on an abstract concept).  He was sweating bullets but who really knows why…  After sending Iraq into the middle-ages, and enacting a tax-cut that will cost twice as much as what the current healthcare proposals would cost, he’s still sitting pretty and out of jail.

During Bush’s presidential term the 9/11 attack took place, the natural disaster of Hurricane Katrina, and the U.S. underwent the longest recession since after World War 2. Well there is no mystery to why Bush is not highly praised in America, however in his defense he did have a hard job…

Sweaty Sweaty President, Bush!

Not entirely sure what Bush is doing in this photograph, it appears that he is grabbing a pamphlet or something from someone. Regardless he does seem to be doing it in style, with his pinky finger high and fancy in the air and his sweaty armpits out for display.

Woah! Major back-sweatage right there!

Well Mr. Bush we all know how hard you have worked either destroying or saving our country…but it is a relief to see that your pits perspire like the rest of us. However please keep it under control next time, wear drier deodorant, it might just keep the country together, but probably not.

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Excessive Sweating Mess has New Mascot in George W Bush

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Owen Wilson Sweating it up!

As horrible as it sounds Owen Wilson is basically known for his crooked nose, and just for the record, Owen had his nose broken twice.  We wonder if Owen’s sense of smell is a little off?   We wonder if he can smell if his pits reek of body odor from excessive sweating?  Or do you think he would only be able to know if his pits are sweaty, because of the dampness of the sweat on his clothes and the sweat dripping off of them?

Can we really blame Owen Wilson for not realizing that he is perspiring? Are we weird (yes, obviously)!  Other than his nose Wilson is also know for his funny/charming/guy next door roles that he tends to play in various movies, such as Wedding Crashers, a classic comedy in many senses…

The Studly Owen Wilson, Sweat-Free.

Sweaty Owen Wilson, who’s a 40, is coming out in a new film called, Fantastic Mr. Fox. In this new animated film Wilson plays the voice of Coach Skip. George Clooney is the voice of Mr. Fox, himself.

The story is about a group of angry farmers that wish to rid of Mr. Fox and his family, because they do not want to share their chickens with them any longer.  We’d love to share chickens with George Clooney, whatever that means…  Anyways the animated film looks cute and quirky, just like Wilson’s nose and sweaty armpits…

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Oh sweaty Robert Pattinson…what more can we say? He has made his claim to fame through the popular teenage romance film Twilight, and now he is firmly entrenched into heartthrob land, will he dig himself out with more interesting roles, like Johnny Depp?

Robert Pattinson with Un-Vampire-Like Forehead Sweating

Honestly, there is no doubt in our mind that vampires are hot…even though they are always supposed to be cold, er or cool?  Wait! How is it that Pattinson is sweating buckets when vampires can not even go in the sun?   We’ve got some continuation issues here, better notify post-production…

I guess that just adds to Rob’s mysterious factor.

Sweaty Robert Pattinson

Regardless it is quite uncanny for this ‘hot vampire’ (complete oxymoron) to be sweating…especially off the Twilight set.

Gorgeous Robert

Nevertheless, how exciting is it that New Moon is coming out so soon?! With a new director lined up, one can only hope that it will be better than the first one.

Hopefully the heart-throb Rob Pattinson, aka Edward Cullen, will be sweat-less and stay gorgeous (obviously) throughout the entire film.

Rob (on a personal note) if you could be ever so kind to apply good antiperspirant before you leave your lair, I am sure loads of teenage girls would highly appreciate it. In fact, they would probably flock to you faster than a cave of bats flying away from the light. (haha) Either that or bottle up your sweating and sell it as teenage crack…

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Fantasia Sweating it Up

Seriously Fantasia, you need to get it together. We hope that after we write a blog on someone they would immediately get the picture and buy some drier deodorant! Or at least make smarter choices, she is practically wearing a full on denim bodysuit…there is no way her leaky armpits can breath!

A lot of young girls look up to Fantasia, so she needs to do a better job with her hygiene upkeep! It is simply unacceptable…we would like to see the more classy side of her, example below:

Classy Fantasia

Damn girl…  That’s how you do it.

She can really clean up nicely, but that requires her to clean up!  A little antiperspirant, a better dress, a whole lot better world.   Let’s just have a little fun with Fantasia’s song titles. “I believe” that having dry pits is necessary…even though it can be hard in the “summertime”. Fantasia might be saying “This is Me” but she’s “Got Me Waiting” for some less excessive sweat. Right now she “Don’t Act Right” and I “Ain’t Gon’ Beg You” but the “Truth is” it is just downright nasty…haha!

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Jennifer Lopez at the Democratic National Convention

Sweaty Jennifer Lopez, also known as J. Lo was seen at the Democratic National Convention in this stunning red dress. However it seems as though she added her own special “spots” to the front of this garment thingy…

Here she was hosting an event honoring Marian Wright Edelmann, the president of the Children’s Defense Fund. Oh, but please “Get (it) Right”…We love that J. Lo has decided to go the political route. We just wish that she would invest some money into some decent deodorant or maybe even a dress that could let her sweaty body breathe.

Jennifer Gorgeous as Ever and Sweat Free

So what else is going on in sweaty J. Lo’s life? She is currently filming a new movie called “The Back-Up Plan”, which plans to release sometime in 2010. The story is a romantic comedy about a woman who conceives twins through artificial insemination, but that same day she meets the man of her dreams. Lopez’s co-star is Eric Christian Olsen, who has been in movies such as Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd, Not Another Teen Movie, Beerfest, and License to Wed.

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Now that we are all excited for Jennifer to come out from hidding and star in a new movie…let’s not forget that we are still angry about her sweaty pits!  And of course the string of very bad, unforgivable bad movies…Maybe “Love Don’t Cost a Thing” but please J. Lo spend some spare cash on antiperspirant.

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Sweaty-Pits Estelle Fanta Swaray, Est’elle, Estelle, or whatever you want to call her…is known best for her hit song “American Boy ft. Kanye West”. Estelle happens to be a Grammy Award-Winning British artist who also was awarded “Best Newcomer” from MOBO Awards.

Estelle with some Sweat Juice

Understandably she has not been famous for very long, she is after all the “Best Newcomer”. However, it is extremely important to note that while she is climbing up the ladder of success and there are people under her that have to look up at her excessively sweaty armpits. Performers sweat a lot, because they work hard under the limelight with the singing and the dancing. But when it is time to take pictures there is no excuse for leaky underarms…it is highly unprofessional, and well, unbecoming of a lady. We will let her slide this time, because she is new to the industry but for future reference we will not be so kind if it happens again.

Estelle's Latest Album: Shine

On a much happier note, Estelle’s new album Shine has done very well for this new British R&B star. On top of that she has just come out with a new track with Busta Rhymes called “World Go Round”.

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But we all know that her best song is “No Substitute Love” where the adorable Christian Siriano, winner from Project Runway, makes an appearance in her music video.

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Even though her music might be extremely popular at the moment, we know that perspiring Estelle will not be able to catch her “American Boy” with those sweaty British pits.

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