Excessively sweaty and cute Robert Pattinson is the new sweaty teen heart throb of the moment, and understandably so… A supernatural dude who can protect you, is also somewhat dangerous and that you can’t have sex with, but want to? Yeah, every teen girls sweaty dream. Robert Pattinson is like that hot gay friend that girls have, you know, the guy who’s emotionally available, dresses well, is sensitive and is also sexually safe.
Sweaty Vampire is Too Human, Robert Pattinson Excessive Armpit Sweating
However in real life, Robert Pattinson wears dorky hats and excessively sweats all over his press appearances, pictured above with sweaty armpits at Planet Hollywood. When will the sweaty Europeans learn, antiperspirant and hygiene go a long way…
Oh sweaty vampire Robert Pattinson, how cute you are… Robert has confessed to getting his teeth worked on for the American market (you know how those Brits are with the dental care). Well, why just the teeth and not the antiperspirant Robert Pattinson?
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart No Sweating Here
We absolutely hated Twilight, if you’re into a movie that shamelessly exploits all of your insecurities as a young woman, then you’ll absolutely love Twilight. Sweaty Robert Pattinson’s character seems to only like Kristen Stewart’s character because she’s hot (as her character isn’t developed at all) and Kristen doesn’t really do anything in the whole movie besides become something for Robert Pattinson to protect (because you know, she can’t protect herself at all, note sarcasm).
Well, it’s your time Mr. Pattinson, you’re the new “it,” afterall, you’ve provided the movie studios with a fall blockbuster, deservedly so or not…Â Just buy some antiperspirant, okay?
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I think he did good in Twilight and I love the movie so stop saying bad things about him and shove this artical where the sun dont shine, ok!
He is gorgeous! Yummy
i totally agree with the fact that the movie totally sucked. i read the books and they are much, much better than the actual movie, it was like watching an akward- i dont even know what. it was just like watching a bunch of people trying to act and not doing a very good job, plus the direction sucked and the lines were corny.. how many times in the span of 5 minutes can you say “we’ll tear him apart and burn the pieces”? im happy they changed the director, hopefully he’ll do a better job this time.
I agree with saraphina the books are so much better than the dam movie…i liked the movie but for god sake he is so freakin ugly…….i thought edward was meant to be hot! thats right I HATE U ROBET PATTINSON! i swear ur GAY! the second movie I HOPE will be better! but yea they arent good actors NO OFFENCE GUYS!
STUPID AMERICANS
The film was great, but its only because of story, not because of plaing Robert Pattinson .
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