The Kind-of-Funny-Jack Black Excessive Sweats the Red Carpet

By Excessive Sweating | Published: June 17, 2008

Ah, sweaty, hairy Jack Black, we never really forgave you for hosting the MTV video music awards on August 31, 2006. It was one of the worst hosting attempts for an awards show we’ve ever seen, but then there was Peter Jackson’s King Kong, which gave us even more reason to not like the clumsy perspiring oaf that is you…

Excessive Sweating Jack Black

Oh look, we’re exporting sweating comedy bombs to Australia!

Ah, sweaty Jack black, you do however have many a redeeming performance, first there’s of course, your band, Tenacious D, secondly, the movie, School of Rock, and lastly, countless other small performances here and there on TV and in movies.

Does it all balance out, yeah, we guess… Sometimes we just like to hate on someone, usually someone really sweaty, but Jack Black, you’re just alright, and we can live with that.

Now if we found out you’re a greedy, little boy molesting Republican, well, we’ll start the hate machine up real fast…

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2 Comments

  1. Cozmo
    Posted June 18, 2008 at 9:55 pm | Permalink

    If you’re gonna give him a hard time the least you could do was blame him for doing “Be Kind Rewind.”

  2. admin
    Posted June 18, 2008 at 10:11 pm | Permalink

    Cozmo, you’re probably so right! However, none of us here has seen “Be Kind Rewind.” Do you know anyone besides yourself, that’s seen it? We don’t even remember it being in the theaters…

    Anyways Jack Black, try some antiperspirant once in while…

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