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Sweaty sex scandal, maybe, more like sweaty sex cross-promotion.

Cameron Diaz Sweaty Sex Breakup Drama

After reportedly exclaiming the merits of sweaty sex (which we whole-heartedly agree with), miss-ghost-of-romantic-comedies-past, has, how do you say? Been totally dumped. Ever since Sundance 07, people have been talking about make out sessions and condo adventures of one Miss Jessica Biel and one Mr. my-homophobic-friend-dresses-me Justin Timberlake. Doesn’t sound like sweaty sex can solve the problems in this relationship…

‘Sex is the most amazing stress reliever. I actually think it’s the best thing for everything! I think it should be 100 per cent part of everyone’s life on a day-to-day basis. We’d all be a lot happier’, the actress said during the promotion campaign of her latest movie, ‘The Holiday’. Waning star Cameron Diaz then added, “‘I love being physical, I love to get my heart-rate up and I love sweating. Sex is undoubtedly the best way to do that!”

Well, I might sound a bit grown-up here, but obviously sex, not even sweaty sex can solve everything (but it doesn’t hurt, well actually sometimes it…).

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2 Comments

  1. Posted March 12, 2007 at 5:14 am | Permalink

    Cute, very cute entry, when’s the next update?

  2. Hyperhidrosis Star
    Posted April 22, 2007 at 2:01 pm | Permalink

    Rumor has it, Timberlake is back together with Jessica Biel… But who really cares. I’ve never really liked Justin Timberlake. He’s sort of a watered-down white Michael Jackson, and in the end, it’s really just about the music. Justin Timberlake is mediocre pop music with mass appeal down home marketing. Nothing to get sweaty about.

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