Boring sweaty Tiger Woods finally gets interesting, but of course not for performing a hole in one, but rather for playing many different sweaty holes at once! Oh, this is too much sweaty fun! Who would have thought? We knew all along… Really.
Tiger Woods Sweaty Armpits Triumphs in a Hole in Many!
Just think about it, a man who has no real social passions? What kind of man believes in nothing? Who doesn’t care about any world issues? Doesn’t speak out about anything? What kind of man believes only in sponsorships and winning at a pointless, boring game? Well, with all of the above, you get a dead on the inside, minority on the outside, bland corporate warrior, Mister sweaty Tiger Woods…
Excessive sweating on the course, excessively sweaty after and off the course! To say that sweaty armpits Tiger Woods sleeps with anything that moves is an understatement. List of Tiger Woods girls to follow…
Tiger Woods Shame Sweating!
1. Rachel Uchitel. The VIP club hostess was the first (oh to be the first!) of the women to be linked to Tiger Woods after the National Enquirer reported that she traveled to Australia to be with Woods during a golf tournament there. So far, she has, oh my god, denied the affair.
2. Jamie Grubbs, who is just your average I want to be famous kind of Hollywood girl.
3. Kalika Moquin is some sort of maketing executive for the Bank nightclub, we wonder if she makes bank? This affair came to light in Life & Style magazine, Kalika Moquin replied with an inspiring no comment.
4. Cori Rist was named as another mistress. She has answered, again, inspiringly, with a no comment to allegations of the affair. She is 31 years old. An awesome former fiance of hers told the media about Cori’s time lost in the Woods, the sweaty, vapid Tiger Woods.
5. Jamie Jungers is an out this world and incredible Las Vegas drink waitress (sarcasm) and is said to have been involved with Tiger Woods for approximately 18 months. Thems a lot of drinks!
6.) Mindy Lawton is a 33 year old waitress who told her story to the U.K. publication, News of the World. Many have come out publicly to state that they do not believe Mindy Lawton’s Tiger Woods exchange of fluids story.
7. Holly Sampson gave a detailed account of her relationship with Tiger Woods in a video that was
Maybe Future Playboy Model, Mistress and Fame Whore Rachel Uchitel
filmed on May 26, 2009.
8. Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 8.
9. Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 9
10. Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 10.
11. Joslyn James, she has neither confirmed nor denied the rumors.
12. Loredana Jolie, who’s a Playboy model and an escort (does that count as mistress?). It’s a complicated world these days!
13. Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 13.
14. Unidentified Alleged Mistress No. 14.
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