Tiger Woods Sweating Over Wife Wanting 3 Quarters of a Billion

Yes, you are looking at a statue outside of some restaurant in Thailand, a statue of slimy, sweaty Tiger Woods, made out of condoms, with a tag that says “Let’s do it, Tiger.”  And no, you haven’t seen everything now.  This statue isn’t the reason that Tiger Woods is excessively sweating, however…

Let's Do It; The Tiger Woods Statue Says, We Couldn't Agree More

Let's Do It; The Tiger Woods Statue Says, We Couldn't Agree More

Sweaty, Wet Elin Nordegren, Back in the Modeling Days

Sweaty, Wet Elin Nordegren, Back in the Modeling Days

Blonde with ambition, Elin Nordegren, God bless her gold-digging, beautiful soul, is escalating the divorce settlement to a jaw-dropping 750 million. That’s 25 million for every lady that Tiger Woods had cheated on her with (that’s if the mistress count is 30, who knows what the actual mistress count is).

Worth 750 million?  Elin, you had to have known, early on…  Really?

Sweaty, Tiger Woods, perhaps the most boring man on the planet, loves the ladies, some say over 120 of mistresses…  We had the conservative estimate of 30…  In any case, the man who looks like a stoned catfish, is really good at hitting that ball and that’s worth the world to some, and that’s the really sad part of all of this…

For more on Tiger Woods, and his sweating, click below:

Sweaty Traveling Salesman Tiger Woods Loses His Balls

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