Tom Cruise: Sweating Like His Life has Meaning

By Excessive Sweating | Published: January 15, 2010

Sweaty Tom Cruise, owner of the deepest, darkest closet in human history, is excessive sweating something awful here.  It’s as if there’s a real person inside of Tom Cruise, sweating to get out!

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Tom Cruise Excessively Sweats as if His Beard is in His Amrpits

Sweating Tom Cruise is proof that there are honest, down-to-Earth people who follow the true values of what America is, still working in Hollywood.

We all died a little just right there…  Extreme sarcasm, don’t try it at home folks!

How does perspiration stained Tom Cruise act so real day in and day out?  It’s just one of those phenomena like Korean Christians or people who thought the plot for Avatar was amazing.

Forbes magazine back in June of 2006 published ‘The Celebrity 100,” listing the most powerful celebrities.  Sweaty Tom Cruise was first in star power of course…  But then like some VH1 fallen celebrity documentary, sweaty armpits Tom Cruise’s crazy dam broke.

August 2006, “a USA Today/Gallup poll in which half of those surveyed registered an “unfavorable” opinion of the actor” and his “unacceptable behavior”  both became reasons for totally authentic Tom Cruise to be dropped from Paramount’s production contract with totally heterosexual Tom Cruise.

Marketing Evaluations, yeah, we’ve never heard of them either, reported that Cruise’s Q score (a measure of popularity for famous people), had fallen 40 percent.  Additionally, too-little-antiperspirant Tom Cruise is the celebrity people would least like as their best friend (duh).

More sweaty Tom Cruise craziness below (totally needs a suppressive person to handle him):

Nicole Kidman: Pregnant and Excessive Sweating

Preggers Nicole Kidman Coldly Sweats After Listening to Keith Urban’s Music for the First Time

Abigail Clancy Makes Men Sweat Excessively While Whoring for Body Spray

TomKat Totally Lets Go, Gets Excessive, Gets Freaky Sweaty

Morally Perfect Germans Won’t Let Sweaty Tom Cruise into their Untarnished Country

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