Find Your Seat Usher and Chill Out, You Be Sweating Like Michael Jackson’s Doctor

Excessively Sweaty Usher is the type of guy you risk  your life for, just ask his liposuction victim of an ex-wife (also his baby momma, Tameka Foster).  If you got the extra baggage and you’re flying first class, you’re not going to be flying too long with Usher, and that’s a sweaty True Hollywood Story.

Usher Excessive Sweating and Earning His Keep

Usher Excessive Sweating and Earning His Keep

Perspiration face Usher has some bumping songs, but we don’t get the appeal beyond that…

We have to rip sweaty Usher, because we’ve seen all those cheesy movies he’s been in where he plays a magical, musical African American teenager that causes spontaneous coordinated dancing among white teens everywhere…

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We’re just amazed that Hollywood can find this many coordinated white people and put them in one room and force them to dance.  We think it’s some sort of sweaty crime against zoomanity, but we don’t have all the facts yet.  What we do know, is perspiration-challenged Usher will do anything, be a part of anything, to gradually climb the crap pile that is modern pop culture.  Usher, slut for hire…  More evidence you ask?

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The prosecution rests…  How can you expect anyone to take your music seriously after the above?  Really?  We think someone did a liposuction on Usher’s soul.  True Hollywood Story.

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