Hairy and ridiculously sweating David Hasselhoff just can’t recover from the co-dependant relationship he had with his talking lower-level sports car, Kitt. Oh David, we know you’re going through some hard times, we too would like a benevolent GM built, supped up, working man’s Porsche with lasers covering our backs. But get over it, stop the excessive sweating, the drinking and the floor eating, it’s really all too much.
No amount of running on the beach with your sweaty hairy pecs bouncing in the wind is going to make up for this kind behavior David. Your daughter is more mature then you. We understand SHE never had such a tight relationship with a car, but get some therapy man. Kitt’s not coming back. Knight Rider is over dude.
In the above photo, David thinks he’s spotted a flying Kitt. Kitt never flew Hasselhoff. Wake up! Kitt was just a more evolved General Lee without all the Red State whitewashing. You’re dreaming man, Kitt’s gone and stop the all-pervasive perspiration, it’s really unbecoming. And if Kitt did come back, I don’t think it would approve of all the drunken nights of eating on the floor and being scolded by your young daughter to stop drinking.
One man can make a difference without a talking car, find some sweating-problem-stopping deodorant and please drink in moderation (away from your impressionable daughter who has a video camera).
Perez Hilton has his own spin on this, however, with no sweating…
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I don’t know if I believe it’s really “sweat” by medical standards. I think it could be more like alcohol excreting from his pores…
That shit’s hilarious. David Hasselhoff’s drinky sweating problem exposed! Also, he has a problem with eating on tables… The hairy sweaty bastard just wants to go back to his caveman roots.
If it stinks of alcohol, it’s an alcohol problem! If its stinks like B.O., it’s not an alcohol problem, though it could be a drug problem.
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