In another welcomed news bit indicative of the steady and suicidal decline of the record industry we have come to know and hate, Madonna after a decades-long business relationship, is dumping Warner Brothers Records. Who will she be dealing with? Not a music label, but rather something else called Live Nation, who until this deal with sweaty Madonna, were mainly concert promoters and venue owners.
Under the new ten-year deal with Live Nation, Madonna is getting paid $120 million with stock options! In reality, record labels just can match an offer like this in the digital age. Live Nation will be granted the rights to three studio albums from the one time sweaty queen of pop, as well as the right to promote concert tours, sell merchandise and license Madonna’s name.
Why else is Madonna sweating so much these days?
Well because perspiring Madonna just got her sweaty hands on the Penetrator!
From the Daily Mail about Madonna’s sweaty strap-on antics:
When Guy Ritchie wed Madonna in 2000, he must have known what he was in for – she was never known for her restraint, afterall.
And seven years on, the singer’s mischievous sense of humour towards him shows no sign of abating.
Celebrating his 39th birthday at London’s fashionable Claridges restaurant, the singer chose to whip out from under the table a present which would have made most husbands turn puce.
Friends of the couple have said that in their marriage they have argued a number of times about who really wears the trousers.
Everyone at the office here at Celebrity Sweating would take it from sweaty Madonna, just for the shear story telling possibilities.
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Madonna war schon immer “nass”, sie ist ein richtiges Ass ….